I went a bit overboard on the celebrity perfume testers. Now my left inner wrist smells delish and the back of my right hand smells delish but I have no idea which ones these squirts are!
Also Rogue by Rihanna makes me want to vom. This is sad.
Today I finally passed my unofficial Australian citizenship test; I only gawped like a fish for a mere moment when greeted with the colloquial fave, “What’s goin’ on?” Before remembering the correct response of, “Nothin much, how ‘bout you?”
I’m the hungriest bitch of all time but there’s a cat sleeping on me
The fact that no one gives a shit about trafficked domestic and agricultural workers—who are also vulnerable to sexual abuse!!—should tell you all you need to know about white westerners preoccupation with the metaphysical value of sex and chastity for women;
It should also tell you how little they care about brown people and people of colour if they’re being abused in an unsexy, unfunding hot way that westerners profit off of.
- Australian: making my way down town
- Australian: walking fast
- Magpie: aggressive bird noises
- Australian: walking faster